A Somewhat Serious Article Archive

Welcome to the archive of A Somewhat Serious Article by Darth Citrus. Unlike other "serious" articles out there, ASSA's deal with the most thought provoking questions that surround our beloved series. What is the deal behind the Power Glove? What were the Sheikah thinking when they drilled a well by a gravesite? How can you win your valentine over to Zelda? These questions and more are answered right here, in the archive of A Somewhat Serious Article.

Articles 1 to 15 were originally written for Zelda Blog. With it's final closure these articles have been placed here, soon to be joined by countless others.

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Water Based Dungeons
#2 - The Power Glove Conspiracy
#3 - Know Your ReDead
#4 - Destroyer of Worlds
#5 - Linkwhopin'
#6 - Bottom of the Well Water
#7 - ITEOHDGYCARLNFLLR
#8 - My Heart Container is Yours
#9 - The Twilight Princess Delay
#10 - Much Ado About Deku Nuts
#11 - Phantom Hourglass Spectulation
#12 - Protect Your Wii
#13 - Tingle RPG: The Movie
#14 - The Most Awesomest Sidekick Ever
#15 - Spin-off the Series