Satire Archive

Welcome to the Satire section of Exploding Deku Nut. This is one of the main reasons that the site was created. Please have a look around and be prepare to ROTFLYNNO (Roll on the floor laughing your *Naving* *Navi* off)

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07/23/07 - Report Indicates 53% of Zelda Webmasters are Frauds
07/20/07 - Nintendo Sues Retailers for Phantom Hourglass Leak
07/12/07 - Darth Citrus Returns to Deku Nut Satire
03/25/06 - Twilight Princess Map Bigger than World
03/11/06 - Ganondorf Buys the Rights to the Zelda Series!
03/11/06 - Moon Late by 8 Minutes. Townsfolk Upset
11/25/05 - Multiplayer LoZ to Launch with Revolution (P)

Best of Season Three -

10/06/05 - Nintendo Wins Approval to Police Internet
07/15/05 - Fans Rally for Ocarina of Time 2
06/14/05 - Glowing Puce Nunchuks to Replace Master Sword. Link Ecstatic
06/14/05 - World's First Ever Zeldamart Opens Today (P)
04/08/05 - EDNBIO - Kyle Dawson Off Screen Item Planter (P)
03/13/05 - Nintendo Markets Bottled Water Temple
02/21/05 - Indiana Jones and the Triforce of Destiny In Production (P)
01/27/05 - Clock Town Smith Inc Releases Linksafe Security System
01/25/05 - Fan states: Deku Nut Satire is too long
01/10/05 - Nintendo confirms that Link will not talk in next game (P)
01/10/05 - Realistic Zelda Named: Chainmail of Self Depreciating Value
11/28/04 - Exploding Deku Nut Taken Over in Revolution
11/25/04 - Next Legend of Zelda to use new In-Game Realism Engine

Best of Season Two -

10/23/04 - Miyamoto to use Time Travel to Prevent Zelda cd-i Games (P)
10/10/04 - "Nintendo sues creators of HTML for use of "Hyperlink""
09/27/04 - Zelda Webmaster Conference Held to Discuss Future Spoilers
09/04/04 - Nintendo Compiles New Zelda Rap Album (P)
08/22/04 - Exploding Deku Nut Goes International (P)
08/11/04 - Registration for Camp Death Mountain Begins Today (P)
08/01/04 - Link Busted for using Counterfeit Rupees
07/29/04 - EDNBIO - Daniel Edwards Head Zelda Musicial Track Producer
07/29/04 - Realistic Clothes the New Wave says Fashion Experts
07/25/04 - Tingle: most annoying character contest is rigged
07/19/04 - Fans cry as Nintendo yells, April Fools!
05/10/04 - Google's New Code uses Zeldatarian Search (P)
04/14/04 - Ganondorf Announces Run for Presidency
04/07/04 - Huge International Search for missing Navi Trackers Game
04/04/04 - Third International Link-a-thon starts this morning
02/20/04 - Triforce found in Ocarina of Time. Earth Enters New Ice Age
01/26/04 - Accelerated Running Man Breaks the Laws of Time and Space
01/03/04 - Zelda Disks and Gamecubes thrown by New Years Streaker
12/14/03 - New Zelda Games to be made for Past Consoles
11/25/03 - Zelda Fan announces that Majora's Mask is Impossible
11/25/03 - "Pirated Sites show up on "Kazaa (P)

Best of Season One -

10/25/03 - The Empire Completes the Death Moon (P)
10/08/03 - *Navi*, Now Used as International Standard of Censoring
10/08/03 - No Name cola to be advertised on Link to the Past Remake
09/20/03 - EDNBIO - Walter Jones Offical Stunt Double for Link
09/06/03 - Legend of Zelda the Musical (P)
09/05/03 - It's Confirmed. This Satire is Not Funny
09/02/03 - Ganondorf's Contract with Nintendo Expires
09/01/03 - Gamers Pissed as New Zelda Game Requires New Console
08/25/03 - Killer Cuccos Wipe out Hyrule
08/22/03 - Wind Waker player gets frustrated. Tries to eat Gamecube
08/08/03 - Zelda Fan Delays Movie (P)
07/23/03 - Goron Clings to life After Freak Rock Climbing Accident
07/23/03 - Upcoming Vote for Redead Education
07/22/03 - Hyrule Dam Floods
07/19/03 - Navi Wins First Place in Annoyance Contest (P)
07/19/03 - Faries go bad, Now work for Evil
07/19/03 - The Chu Chu's Revolt
07/13/03 - Legend of Zelda: The Lasting Feud (P)
06/12/03 - Triforce Version 2.0 Revealed
05/16/03 - Link Steps in Moblin Poo. Turns Evil
12/04/02 - Gamer has close brush with real world
12/01/02 - Hero injured in tragic horseback riding accident
11/28/02 - The New Zelda: Just a Really Screwed Up Game
11/25/02 - Hero of time killed after failing to stop for a bombchu