Accelerated Running Man Breaks the Laws of Time and Space
Breaking News: Scientists in Arizona have accelerated the Running Man in the Ocarina of Time, to point where he has surpassed the speed of light. Using advanced computer algorithms and superprocessors, the scientists accelerated Link's running speed to 299 792 458 m/s, the speed of light in a vacuum. Due to the internal programming of the game, the Running Man will always beat Link by exactly one second. Thus, when Link is accelerated to the speed of light, the Running Man inadvertently brakes the light barrier to beat him.
"It was really cool to watch" replied one scientist "We analyzed the footage frame by frame. When Link runs, there is a streak of light beside him where the Running Man's path was. At the end, where the Running Man should be, there is instead a Time/Space continuum rift that resets the game every 5 minutes"
"We really should have tested it in theory first" stated David Smith, Head Scientist of the project "The game is stuck in a constant loop, replaying the race from start to end, each time Link reaches the finish line. Now I have to buy my son another Ocarina of Time disk"
The results of this experiment have not stopped the "Running Man Light Model" that will be undergoing its first trial at the posting of this article. The model will test the real life scenario of Link vs the Running Man. "We hope that model will clear up some of the questions we have about time looping again and again and a..
Breaking News: Scientists in Arizona have accelerated the Running Man in the Ocarina of Time, to point where he has surpassed the speed…
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