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Triforce version 2.0 revealed

In a shocking and exciting new announcement that startled the world of Hyrule, Goddesses Corp. demonstrated the power of their new creation. Triforce 2.0. The demo lasted for an hour showing off all the new aspects of the coveted triangles. Examples ranged from destroying troublesome planets or just remembering where you put your glasses, things that were never possible with its predecessor.

However there are some people unpleased with the new version. "Gimme a break" fumed one tester who wished to remain anonymous. "With this new thing coming out the king just dumped the old Triforce in my hand, Power Wisdom and all. Like I'd be able to conquer the world with this piece of junk."

Members of the royal family are also having issues with the new Triforce. "Look at this new Wisdom 2.0 piece" wailed Princess Zelda. "It's so slow. It almost takes me almost a whole 24 hours to see what's going to happen tomorrow. And the color, why oh why is it pink?!? Why? WHY!?!?!" The Princess shortly after had to be restrained and tranquilized.

The only person happy with his piece was Link, who was bravely doing stupid things and daring people to follow suit. We caught up with him as he was jumping over Death Mountain for the 13th time. "This thing is great" he answered patching up his broken arm "With this much courage I could fight Ganon over and over, kick a baboon and even kiss Ruto. Not that I'd ever want to" he quickly added.  

To get your free demo of Triforce 2.0 visit www.mustgetsuperpowerwisdomcourageupgradedtriforce2.html
Release date scheduled for June 18, 2007


Written By Darth Citrus


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