Darth Citrus is your typical orange fruit with an attitude. Growing up in the orchids of the Imperial City, Citrus used the Emperor's weakness for fruit to rise in the ranks of the Sith army. Beating down his precursor Darth Pineapple, Citrus became the top military man of the Imperial Army, second only to the Emperor. Although crushing the rebel scum is his main job, Citrus teamed up with Agent 101 to create Exploding Deku Nut and use it as the ultimate superweapon. Currently living in a fruit bowl orbiting the Death Moon, don't make him mad or he'll crush your entire planet.

Rank: Supreme Commander / Founder / Webmaster / Satire Writer / Webcomic Artist / Layout Dude / etc

Biostats: 20 year old male, living in a snow encrusted landscape called Canada.

Staff Member Since: Forever

Favorite Satire: "Indiana Jones and the Triforce of Destiny" In Production

Favorite Games: StarCraft, Counter-Strike Source, Halo Series, Majora's Mask, Adventure of Link, Paper Mario, Half Life 2 + Episodes, Sid Meyer's Alpha Centauri, and Civilzation 3 and 4.

Favorite Sites :Zelda Legends, Joystiq, Giant in the Playground, PWOT, Zelda Blog, Starcraft Legacy, Newgrounds, The Mirth Canal and Penny Arcade

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Born of pure maleviolent hatred, Dark Link229 rose from the shadows of Hyrule to bring swift destruction upon the Hero of Time. Unknowingly the two hundred and twenty ninth Dark Link to shoulder this task, DL229 searched relentlessly for any trace of Link's whereabouts. Stumbling upon Exploding Deku Nut during his travels, DL229 convinced the elderly webmaster to allow the use of the website's resources in his search. Dark Link229 can be found adding Zelda info during the day, and finalizing his scheme to plunge the world into eternal darkness at night.

Rank: Advanced Zelda Combat and Tactics Engineer

Biostats: Estimates place his age around 5000 years old, currently living in the United States

Staff Member Since: October 24th, 2006

Favorite Satire: Triforce version 2.0 revealed

Favorite Games: Twilight Princess, A Link to the Past, Majora's Mask, Halo Series, Call of Duty Series, Pitfall, Super Smash Bros. Series, Starfox Series, Half-Life Series

Favorite Sites: Addicting Games, Runescape, Exploding Deku Nut, Zelda Reorchestrated, ZeldaBlog

Once the undisputed ruler of the Twilight Realm, Midna was transformed into an imp by the maleviolent usurper Zant. Cursed to roam in an implike form forever, Midna sought out a hero to help restore her kingdom. Despite her best efforts, all the best heroes were either in prison, turned into a wolf or both. Annoyed, Midna the Imp wandered around for a months before spotting an Imperial Recruitment Ad for Exploding Deku Nut. Explaining her predictment to Darth Citrus, Midna the Imp joined the team; vowing to use the full might of the website to crush Zant and reclaim her Twili home once more.

Rank: Digital Graphics and Visual Communications Officer

Biostats: Undisclosed aged female living in Churchville, U.S.A.

Staff Member Since: November 25th, 2007

Favorite Satire: *Navi*, Now Used as International Standard of Censoring

Favorite Games: Twilight Princess, Ocarina of Time, A Link to the Past, The Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass, StarCraft, Paper Mario Series, Super Mario RPG, StarFox Series, and Super Smash Bros Series.

Favorite Sites : EDN, MFF, Good Tutorials, Fanfiction.net, and Kasuto.net

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Once an ancient member of an unknown race, Zeldaeinstein spent his life scouring the earth in his endless quest for Zelda knowledge. A mysterious and hidden character, Zeldaeinstein became a legend amoung the Zelda learned, fearing his presence at every trivia competition. One day, while scouting the land for "A Link to the Past" walkthroughs, Zeldaeinstein discovered the infinite well of Zelda knowledge known as Exploding Deku Nut. Realizing the website potential, he quickly convinced Darth Citrus to allow him on as staff. Zeldaeinstein now works as a Fan Works Administrator, hoping for a chance to delve into the well's depths and emerge as the most powerful Zelda genius of all time.   

Rank: Zelda Enthusiast Works Facilitations Officer

Biostats: 16 year old male, living in New Brunswick, Canada

Staff Member Since: November 25th, 2007

Favorite Satire: Miyamoto to use Time Travel to Prevent Zelda cd-i Games

Favorite Games: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass, Paper Mario series, Super Mario Bros. 3, Star Fox series, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, among many many many others.

Favorite Sites : EDN, The Golden Land, Zelda Fan Forums, Screwattack.com, The Grand Adventures, Fanfiction.net, and etc.

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